how do......

......you turn a duck into a pop star?

Put it in the microwave until its bill withers!

Arrh what a lovely day it is today.

It's very exciting

I have just purged the Internet of my last blog - theprincessdiaries. I got bored of it - and a bit sick of the pink. Now I have this blog which I've actually owned for a while - but told not one person.